Let’s be honest with each other for a second, we all tell lies.
“Sorry, I didn’t see your text…”
This is 2015. New statistics estimate that the average person looks at their phone over 100 times a day. Be honest. You saw the message…
Lol, ROFL, LMFAO, or any derivative of this emoji:
Are you really laughing out loud? Rolling on the Floor Laughing? While at work? Was it really that funny? Did I really make you laugh to tears? I may be clever and witty with perfectly timed jokes, but nothing is THAT funny.
“My phone is about to die, can I call you back?”
This one is usually saved for the hounding landlord or needy Grandmother, but again, this is 2015. Even if your phone really was about to die it’s likely that you have your charger or battery case just a stone’s throw away.
“I have read and agree to the Terms and Conditions”
No explanation or graphic needed…
“I’m heading to bed!”
Lies. You just want to uninterruptedly pin to your Pinterest boards for the next 30 minutes. This lie is usually followed by a Tweet:
‘No, I never edit my photos.’ Come on. Everybody does it. While you may think your carefully selected filter and minor edits are unnoticeable, no one is constantly followed around by a makeup artist and a morning glow!
If you’d like to see filter fakers all over the world, head here: http://filterfakers.com/
“I’m on my way…”
How many times have you called a friend to say “Yeah, in the car. 5 minutes away.” Everyone really knows that 5 minutes really means 20. Just be sure to turn off your “Find my Friends” app before hand!
What are some of the best #PhoneLove lies you have heard or told?